Tuesday, 17 April 2007

The Truth At Last!

Here's some Secret History that the malicious saboteurs have tried to maliciously sabotage. But the beauty of my precious, precious research cannot be destroyed by some loons, so here's some before I get banged up.


Walter Sickert in his famous portrait "Man With Beard" that he kept locked away in an art gallery until I discovered it was a close friend of 'Sweet' Fanny Adams, a notorious Fenian and Secret service agent. The delightful genius of Walter knew Fanny's handlers well as they both went to the notorious Hellfire Club - a leading Evangelical church, closely associated with Arthur Conan Doyle - pictured below


and the equally notorious Lord Lucan - pictured below




Notice how they look alike. Well that is because they are the same person. This is the key to my discoveries. Because Jack the Ripper had two attributes.

He had some surgeons' knowledge

He could outwit the police - (Just like me!)

Now, there is a clue in this sea shanty written by the man known as 'Doiley' to the East End underground. Read it carefully. Very. Just like I tell you to

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red

This is a clear reference to the victims of the ripper. what could be more 'in red' than them! No other researcher has discovered this because they are so lazy and only interested in stealing other people's work. But I am more clever. I have found the truth.

Hidden in the secret archives is a revealing memorandum





This shows of a malicious plot by a secret agent code named Mycroft, who arranged to keep certain women 'out of ye way' according to the documents. But who were the others? Who was in on this secret plot. The code name is another clue. One that onlu I can understand. One that only I can unravel.

There was a secret government plot to get these poor unfortunate women 'out of ye way' and the culprit has never been caught.

Until now. For there was not one, but two rippers. One with the medical knowledge and one with the skills to keep ahead of the law and manage the cover up. not 'Doiley', not 'Mycroft' but two people very close to them. two people who had a partnership as strong as twins. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.

Behold the face of the real rippers and note Watson's appearence - a double of Conan Doyle and (in reality the same person) Lord Lucan