To all visitors re the allegations, hello. Look at my norks. They are the norks of truth and justice.
I am currently being falsely accused by a false accuser who has falsely accused me in a false criminal Court. The false case involves false police misconduct, and was falsely tried in my absence and the false absence of counsel. Thus, a false result was falsely obtained by the CPS. Falsely.
My imaginary lawyers are planning an appeal which we shall win. We are going to appeal because the police are Wrongdoing Ronnies, the Magistrate isn't competent to hear a complex case like this and Jesus told me to.
I'm not going to try to prove the allegations are false because the last time I did that, I could only produce evidence that showed that I was being rude, abusive and malicious. I told everyone that I wasn't but they didn't have the intellect and high quality research skills to understand the explanation I offered that answered everything ( click).
The truth is that this case is avery complex and difficult to understand and only I have the intellect, deep understanding of the issues and a degree in psychopathy that enables only me to be the rightful judge over this trial. They wouldn't allow me to judge the trial (Now there's an example of police corruption and the incompetence of our legal system) so I didn't turn up.
I refuse to turn up to court until I am found not guilty of these allegations. Oh allright, they're not just allegations as they are verdicts from a court. A court of donkeys and dolphins if you ask me. People can be so pedantic, especially when they're trying to avoid the truth!
Neither myself nor my non-existant counsel are going to be affected by this furore. Strangely, it makes us all calmer and happier. Conversely, I encourage you to read my side of the story under the following blogs ( click)
Have a good day. I will. I'm off to London Zoo to torment the Gibbons.
I find it relaxing.
P.S. I've instructed my imaginary lawyers to sue the Sunday Telegraph for libel and abuse.
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