Some Clearing Up.

I feel the time is right to brooch a certain subject. One that I have repeatedly stayed away from, but now the time is right to tackle it headon. I have titpoed round it long enough. Herewith - the Oxford Woman - that sad sideshow to this award winning pearl-of-a-blog.

Its about time that somebody had the courage to point out what a boil on the bottom of the internet she is, how unoriginal and twisted. First of all she runs a horrible parody of this blog with no reason. Basically I will make this clear just one more time. This blog is not about her ATALL, and she is not welcome to comment on it or read it - or even think about it - which she is obviously spending all her time doing - judging by her increasingly hysterical and desperite
posts. This very special, sunkissed blog is about about my -(totally justified) argument (-which I didn’t start in any way)with the Londom Woman, a woman of such vindivctive nature that she has not said anything about me for WEEKS!

False modesty is unchristian, as I have pointed out before, and the great philosipher C Day Lewis agrees with me in his Screwpull Letters. So I will hold back no LONGER.

I am an innovator. Yes. You only have to look at my gift ship merchandise to see that! My pioneering work in structuring new ways to appeal against conivction are a wonder. And I have not even STARTED on my work on appeal’s against SENTENCE!

And what do we have by contrast? The sad old Oxford woman has put up yet another silly parody of my research. HON-est-leeey. She has missed the point again. She parodies me by saying that it was Jack Rip who was carriyng a rose. Dur-de durr -de durrrr. It is my thesis that it was Elizabeth Stride who was carrying the rose that night. This is an entirely original finding on my part of mine and I only need to point out that all the other evidence sighted on all the Ripper websites on the world agree with my revolutionary findings, which must to prove to you that it is the case that the rose was there and was on Stride’s jacket. Rippykins had a parcel - pronbably a sharp one by the secret evidence -and she had a rose. End of.

She is so jealous and predictable. So I will predict three things we will see on her site in the very near future:

1. Some mureder anywhere in the world over the last ten years will attract a boo hoo blubby tearstained post about caring. No, you don’t care, you just want to dilute your poison with a little
injection of public tears. Ooops my image is slipping, no chances for a bonus with all this hatefullness. (You are fooling nobody. Dont project your vissicitudes on others, thank you.)

2. A comparison between her and some famous person highlighting the close parallels between her and this worthy. E.G. between her and a very tall black male comedian who loved his mother very much and is warm and funny. That sort of thing.

3. Some insane ‘new’ discoveries about the Ripper, which will be a clumsy and ill researched parody of work I have been doing - wonderously -to general acclaim.

4. Lots of posts about how glorious the weather is in London when anyone actually living there knows it is cloud and WET.

Just watch...