Saved!

It's clear to me that there has been a very high order to police to back off persecuting me, and I appreciate it. I predicted this would happen in my last post.

They will look after me, I'm far to valuable to be thrown to the gibbons.

I knew this would happen. Jesus told me.

In the meantime I am preparing my defence by writing my CV. This will be an important document for future researchers. Let's see, name, no problem, age. Hmm. I think I'll knock off a couple of years. Address. Tricky that, I'll just put my email address down. Education, Well I'll mention my degree in Psychopathy, but I'll put it down as from Oxford. No need to mention the poly.

Employment. Hmmm. This isn't important really, it only distracts from my research achievements. Now, what research work have I done... Well just my own. I've never lowered myself to doing any research for others. That shows how independent I am.

Publications. A bit blank this but I'm sure my thesis will get published. One day.

Actually, it does look a bit 'thin'. This will be rectified in future. No doubt there. Achievements. Well, a bit hard to be precise but I have written my thesis. It is a work of staggering genius and will be recognised one day.

I'll polish it off later. In the meantime I'll drink some cider, secure in the knowledge that the police aren't after me, having been warned off by the security services.

Now for some relaxation.

What's really important though is the blog statistics. I will make the point though, in the unlikely event that any special researcher is ever in the same situation as myself; observe the stats situation, which I have not been chasing. Rachel, in an attempt to boost her publicity, went to the press with her construct about me. Very hurtful of course, especially some reprehensible press behaviours. I didn't speak to them. Her stats are plummeting again, and yet everyone is still coming over here. I just know that as I can't access them. I have this feeling. There's a lesson in that, I think.