Sweet Mother Of God

This is a statue of Mary Mungoandmidge aka 'the non-virginial Mary'. It was so beautifully and gently carved by Anokya Blokov 1889 at the Marmottage Museum in St Petersburg, Poland.

This gentle and sweet portrait follows the later Renaissance tendency to paint Mary in the, then, traditional pose known to scholars the world over as 'Tits oot for the lads'. Naturally Mary Mungoandmidge has her knockers but more spiritually minded and thoughful people keep abreast of such issues and have clasped Mary to their bosom. During the Reformation, this bust had to be kept away from the Puritans and was stashed in a special chest, only accessible by tweaking a hidden nipple on the edge. This chest, because of it's specialness was called a 'Nork'. Finally it was intercepted after someone dropped a boobie and then it was kept in Lambeth Palace until the Russian Revolution, when it was sold to Stalin in a private sale for 10 Roubles. I have evidence that Trotsky actually bid 12 Roubles and never recovered from being outmanouvered in this matter.

Mary Mungoandmidge is important because she had a secret child, just like Prince Eddy. Mary's boy child became the founder of the Stuart dynasty, as discovered by that great researcher Dan Brown, who stole my precious research. In return for starting the dynasty, Pope Martin Luther had a special gallery built in the Vatican where statues of the Stuart Kings were placed on plinths. The statue of James Stuart the Third has never been seen by anyone who isn't a Cardinal, but rumour persists - backed up by some doodles on a very old piece of paper in the SB archives - that his statue shows him clubbing a wombat to death with his sporran.

This is key evidence in my research that proves Mary Mungoandmidge started the Stuart dynasty and she later moved to Scotland to marry that bloke Mel Gibson played.

The evidence is on my hard drive.