Damage Control Report

I am surrounded by wombats. Since last night my malicious stalker has been sending a barrage of abusive comments to this blog (Click).

She may even be trying to break her record of one every six minutes for sixteen straight hours, that she set earlier.

My case is going very well. I have been falsely accused of 'harassment on the web', and was convicted in absentia, when no evidence was present in Court. Apart from the evidence that was presented.

The case is going so well that I can feel free to break the justice pervert ASBO order whenever I feel like it. What a relief.

Hickman and Rose are pretty heroic in this affair, I was working with them today. They laughed off defence case sabotage attempts that are going on on the Internet. 'Jees, these are nasty bastards'. Was one mild quote. My solicitor bought me sandwiches in the usual way. I love my little lunch dates ;-) We meet all the time and often spend all day working on the case.

The evidence on my hard drives - documents about Victorian crime - will prove that I never harassed anyone. Some cynics are making ignorant queries about how this relates to my defence against harassment, but it does. This is why Special Branch and Sir Ian Blair are conspiring so hard.

Lawyer's discussions with google re the reinstatement of my blog and the deletion of the worthless sabotage blog ( which currently has a frenetic readership of two) are in process.

The justice pervert sabotage blog only has nine readers, nine! That's eight more than mine. Laura King, John Hirst, who is sending you his theories by email, Rachel North the internet obsessive, Philip Hutchinson and his dowsing rods (must assist the police with charge pressing at all times) Daniel Hart, myself, Dan Norder, Bob Hinton and lets have a poor nobody in a claymore from god knows where thrown in for good measure. He might have picked up this blog, you never can tell. It must be christmas. he's totally lost the plot, he's totally lost the plot, for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, who's totally lost the plot. he's totally lost the plot, he's totally lost the plot.... and he's called Wilma.

Still use the name Wilma Wombat or platypus of posing and rope poor pervs like Laura King in, if it helps. If that's what this blog is about good luck with your deranged anger outlet.

For once your names ferret and wombat are relevant. A small brood of underground jabberers who can't see by day.