Because of unbelievable amounts of stalker hate abuse I am receiving from jealous saboteurs and publicity attention seekers, I am restricting personal / liturature blogging to the absolute bare minimum, rather like my door answering attire ; ) Joke.
I apologise to my many thousands of readers who adore my gentle liturate posts and araldite discussions of a lituratury nature and of course the hundreds of thousands of people who dote on my personal life and blogs. I know you may be feeling a little adrift or a touch lonely because you don't have my insightful words to guide you through the rocky reefs of life like Grace Darling rushing out to save the lost souls.
I am afraid that I can only communicate to my adoring masses via the comments on conspiraloon blogs. This is the most advisable strategy at the moment until justice is restored.
Very soon I will be able to continue my research blogging that has shaken the world and many people read it and are amazed and astounded. Matters will be examined in the New Year and I will be vindicated and will be able to blog everything on my hard drives - they will be returned to me.
The parties will start when the cases are over ;-)
I have thousands of stalkers including the writers of Spooks, the entire staff of the Oxford Mail as well as Sir Iain Banks and many other top officers of the police and the National Archive building is following me around.
My stalkers are committing many serious crimes a day and it looks like they won't stop without a court order. I would get one, it would be easy with my super ace legal team, but I don't like going into courts - they have so many unhappy memories for me.
But everything is completely lovely and I've never been happier or more satisfied. I've just found a great restaurant for my Christmas dinner
My super ace top lawyers are simply dreamy and lovely and ab fab. I haven't heard anything from them for a while and they're not answering my emails of phone calls. This is a good sign. A very good sign. It means that everything is going well. Very well. Very, very well. The fact that there is some silence on this, is not suggestive of inaction or failure; far from it, as most of you have of course perceived.
Not. At. All.
I apologise to my many thousands of readers who adore my gentle liturate posts and araldite discussions of a lituratury nature and of course the hundreds of thousands of people who dote on my personal life and blogs. I know you may be feeling a little adrift or a touch lonely because you don't have my insightful words to guide you through the rocky reefs of life like Grace Darling rushing out to save the lost souls.
I am afraid that I can only communicate to my adoring masses via the comments on conspiraloon blogs. This is the most advisable strategy at the moment until justice is restored.
Very soon I will be able to continue my research blogging that has shaken the world and many people read it and are amazed and astounded. Matters will be examined in the New Year and I will be vindicated and will be able to blog everything on my hard drives - they will be returned to me.
The parties will start when the cases are over ;-)
I have thousands of stalkers including the writers of Spooks, the entire staff of the Oxford Mail as well as Sir Iain Banks and many other top officers of the police and the National Archive building is following me around.
My stalkers are committing many serious crimes a day and it looks like they won't stop without a court order. I would get one, it would be easy with my super ace legal team, but I don't like going into courts - they have so many unhappy memories for me.
But everything is completely lovely and I've never been happier or more satisfied. I've just found a great restaurant for my Christmas dinner
My super ace top lawyers are simply dreamy and lovely and ab fab. I haven't heard anything from them for a while and they're not answering my emails of phone calls. This is a good sign. A very good sign. It means that everything is going well. Very well. Very, very well. The fact that there is some silence on this, is not suggestive of inaction or failure; far from it, as most of you have of course perceived.Not. At. All.
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