I am Human, I am Right.

With respect to the matter of of the Human Rights situation I have been doing alot of research into these issues and similar. The experience of my extreme human rights abuse at the hands of SB and the Security Services places me in a unique position of expertise, an expertise my lawyers appreciate and I am certain that because of our strong working relationship and their admiration for what I've sufferred they will recognise that a goldmine has been dropped into their laps and they will use their intelligence and smarts to offer me a position of Head of Senior Research at their practice. My lawyers should take me on without delay. Or else they'll be sorry. There's a special trap door in Chancery Lane to a SB cell for those who don't utilise security services assets appropriately.

I don't see how they could carry on without me to be honest. The extreme abuse I have been tormented with means that I can relate to the human rights situation on the island of Guantanamo Bay and my research how shown how the US have virtually taken over the isle and are running their security operations from the islands capital of Gitmo. This small but vibrant town is abuzz with the manouverings of intelligence agencies and their security related investigations of the suspects. One can hardly move without tripping over a spook carrying on with his undercover shadowy secret lives or some secret operative plotting and planning their hidden security investigative activities.

Sadly these crucial investigations aren't as successful as they could be. I was explaining to my lawyers that they needed more expertise to get the most of the opportunity offerred. What is crucially missing is a thorough use of qualified psychology researchers. Typical Security Service misdeeds and alack of understanding the complex case files that are being assembled

I told my lawyers that they needed me in Guantanamo and they agreed wholeheartedly, "If it was in our hands, we'd have you on the next flight out there" they said, looking at me with a serious and respectful look of sheer admiration. I pointed out that I could go there as a special investigator and report back on possible cases. They urged me to go there straight away. "We can only hope and we'd offer to pay for the outward flight. We can't do a return flight I'm afraid - against regulations". I could see the real sorrow in their eyes. Their manly eyes. Eyes that look at me with a hidden adoration, a repressed longing and secret yearning.

Frankly, I don't know how they've got by without me, but that will soon change. After my trial I will work for them and then they will certainly realise my value as a human rights abuse expert. I expect that I'll soon be very busy on their most important cases. I have a feminine instinct about this, no that's not quite it. I have a knowledge, an inner deep understanding of the universal truth of this. This will come to pass, it is all part of my destiny. This is why it has been God's will that I suffer so much at the hands of this vicious and unprecedented evil group of sad, tired little petty saboteurs and their transparent twisted psychology profile(click).

The Lord Jesus has been preparing my for my destiny; To become the world's leading and foremost expert on Human Rights. Then I can recognise injustice and restore the human rights of all God's children and become known throughout the world as the saviour of the poor, the downtrodden and the hungry and homeless. They will find truth, justice and salvation from me and my works. My Holy works. My Godly works. (Thinks - I really should write a book explaining my Godliness and how people can follow in my path. I'll open my special angels diary and start a new page for Special God Projects and make a note of this idea, it's got legs as they say)

This move will annoy all the wine bar faddists and their obsessive and eager squarks of SB disapproval. I'll throw lemons at them and sing a merry sea shanty till their retreat back into their safe, don't challenge or question ways.

Human rights is something that should only be left to serious and genuine researchers and not some hobby horse faddistry on single issues. Sheesh, you think people would have learned that by now but the highly faddy Amnesty International and their part time hobbyist Liberty are simply using this matter to further their own fads. In a highly faddish way with fad following fad following fad. It's enough to make any serious researcher roll her eyes towards heaven.

The latest faddy fashion is about this detention without charge palaver and blether. OK. Make a fuss, fashion a fashionably faddy noise.

But do it quietly. Gently. On tippy toes. We must trust the Security Services, Heaven knows they've earned it and this faddish blather, blether and bluster is only underminig the ahole affair and making the fadonistas embarrass themselves with their faddy flutterings on the media.Even though I used to refer to them as 'my colleagues' and boast about having sandwiches with them, even travelling home on the same tubes. Now look at what they've done to me. It's all born out of respect, of course. They wish I was working for them, because I refused, they decided to destroy me, using the media Rupert Murdoch was in on it. Sir Ian Blair too.

I know. I've sufferred for years from Security Service corruption and abuse and misconduct. You can't trust them. A system that allows them to capture and detain people without trial is corrupt and absolutely corrupt and must not be hidden away by corrupt and secretive Secret Service ideology and practice. The answer is to permit SB to hold people without trial and keep them locked up while extensive enquiries (made by genuine serious human rights researchers) into the modalities of the actionable inherent terrorist methodology and concomitant patterns of behaviour and connections is undergone.

However, we must keep people under these cicumstances somewhere that can't be stigmatised. I suggest Weston Super Mare. They could be housed in special SB Bed and Breakfast hostels and be given duvets and frilly cushions whilst honest research is made into their case files.

This is how you solve human rights concerns and why I am the leading researcher (based on my abusive experiences and a long record of serious research into SB abuse) and it should be a criminal offence not to employ me in the front line of human rights guardianship and the fight against terrorism. Without my expertise being utilised to the fullest the war against terror can not be won and that means Britain (and the world) will not be safe and there will be more attacks and even worse, much worse, much much worse, there will be even more bl*ody books by boo hoo survivors.