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A number of people have spoken to me telling me to get my side of the story to the Daily Mail and the Oxford Mail, which is a response they are ardently attempting to provoke apparently. I will not under any circumstances speak to these abusive and deplorable people, and they can expect no response from me except litigation, lawsuits and restraining orders and lots of other things I've read in Wikipaedia.
The cheek of them, asking for 'my side of the story'. This blog is my defence, my shield and my trusty steed. I write it. All on my own with no help from anybody. I'm thinking of selling the film rights. It would be a great film, but no doubt Hollywood wouldn't make a dead classy French type art film, but turn it into a big action blockbuster with endless chase sequences. Perhaps I'd better not sell the film rights. At least not just yet. Not until I can get the right director, someone I can trust.
I will not contribute to a mud slinging story exercise, as I consider that debased. If the Daily Mail and the Oxford Mail want to continue to sling mud, they can hire themselves out to the mob, or go and live in a pig sty, as one commenter on their notice board has more or less suggested. I really must stop adding sock puppet comments there, it's the sort of thing that can be 'accidentally' misinterpreted by the vicious abusers and the porky pig press as doing just the thing I'm accused of! On a page 'exposing' me! But that's not mud slinging. Mud slinging is what people do to me whenever they write about me, when I scream back like a screaming harpie that's a 'reasoned response'. It's a big difference.
That would be really stupid, but I look on it as defending myself through invented characters, rather like the director Fellini did.
Well, he might have done, but it's a very Italian thing to do.
Their next attempt to show themselves outside my house will be the subject of a Court restraining order. And believe me, this case is going back to Court. No, really it is. Honestly. I've got lots of lawyers.
I'm going to sue the whole of Oxford.
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