London Woman's Lambretta Continues

I've had thousands of supportive comments and emails and messages from psychics supporting me. One of them pointed out that the vicious lambretta being conducted against me had someone called Sting involved. He was in at the beginning, gathering soaring mobs of malevolent saboreurs in Brighton to try to run me down. This was filmed in a famous documentary, now banned by the evil gerbil goblins at the BBC, under the name Quadrophenia.

Now I know that this 'Sting' character is a notorious sexual pervert - not just a justice wrongdoing pervert - and amember of the police, and not just that, but apparantly he's known for his 'hits'. I think we all know what that means and the London Womans threats become more chilling than a Lyons Maid lolly..

I can see him sitting down with Colin Brooker and the rest of the criminal wrongdoing perverts, trying to work out how to destroy my research and sabotage me.

It's because every little thing I do is magic that he watches every breath I take because he is so lonely after I told him not to stand so close to me, who wants to be next to you I said? He drinks, so I sent him a message in a bottle but he's full of spirits of the material world and drinks till he has a fall out and dribbles de do do do de da da da down his chin and wanders around like he's walking on the moon. He isn't he's wrapped around my finger until I tell him he's the king of pain and I escape by going on a secret journey.

Men. They all want me. Even my lawyers.