Phew, I am very busy, what with saving the world and everything, but I bumped into a World Famous Designer last night. He was mildly interesting, so I helped him out by leading the conversation and gently steering him back to me whenever be began to drift. We stayed in a hotel so new, it hadn't been built yet. It must have cost a fortune, but I clung onto him and lifted his wallet.
Thankfully he didn't want anything squishy and he offered to help me out, whilst I lay in bed, by sitting at the desk all night long designing some new goodies for my fundraising shop. Here are his designs for a sweatshirt ( click) and a t-shirt ( click). I think they're sweet and special.
I slept well. My lawyers advised me to.
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