Wednesday, 30 May 2007

The Oxford Mail


I'm going to sue the Oxford Mail for publishing my name. This is a vicious, mendacious venderetta libel. They make so many libellous remarks by giving out my age - a clear breach of privacy - as well as reprinting some of my caring and thoughtful remarks to London Woman. The swines. They don't care for copyright law either. My laywers are getting arestraining order out on them. In fact I'm going to get arestraining order out on everyone who reads the paper.

My lawyers will have a field day.

They're clearly working on behalf of London Woman and her friend Michael Portillo, who has had it in for me since I pulled him up for his lack of intimate knowledge of Walter Sickart's works at a proper and sophisticated cocktail reception many years ago in Oxford college. He simply shrugged and one of the goons present asked me for my invitation, and when I told him that I was a serious researcher and didn't need one, they threw me out in to the street, most maliciously and horribly.

He's had it in for me ever since.

That's the Conservative Party for you. A cabal of conspiring cod. I will catch them out with my rod of justice and net of truth!