Friday, 4 May 2007

A Sad Duty

I wasn’t going to draw attention to the psycho stalking satire blogthat around seventy saboteurs have ineffectively set up to try todeflect me from my purposes and desperatley steal my readers. Butreluctantly I feel I must because the House of Lords have had enough ofthis sort of things. And by publicising their jealousy may be only thisonly way will the medical authorities get to help these sad loons andtheir endless endless references to urinals. They have of course beenbanned blocked and censored in a spontaneous wave of public disgust andcommiunity censorship. Well done to technorait who are so disgustedwith this disgusting and disgraceful exhibution. I will not be seendead calling anyones’ attention to it.


It’s here (click).

I won’t say anything further because the thing speaks for itself. It’s unoriginal, pathetic. Completely unbeautiful. What a shoddy sad affairit is.

It has no banner, almost as if someone couldn’t be bothered to put one
up, so that there is a great big ugly empty space at the top. You wouldnt catch me with a eyesore like that within a million million miles, needles to say. would never stand for that. It's like it's halffinished. And if you want to know what its called then you have to read the tiny little address bar at the top. No chance for a bonus there,I’m afraid, R(hag)achel.(Laughs in a way that calls to mind blossom. kittens and golden presents for deserving women.) :>)

And the writing is absolutely dreadful. Repetitious and dull. Get hold
of some jokes, guys, and fast, or you'll end up unreadable. Utterly losers.

And what of the content? Sadley it turns out to be mainly full of mawkish posts about dead people! Dead people these saboteurs could not possivly have known! Lighten up over there! They are incapible of following a thought for more than about half a Also there are so many apalling spelling mistakes one is tempted tothink their deliberate, and if they are then the joke certainly wares off by the fortiteth page. Just sick.

Alot of it doesn’t even make sense! No matter how many times you readit- not that I have read any of it more than once. I’m just imaginingit wouldn’t. Poor effort - academically as flat as a pre-euclidianpancake.

But worse of all it’s full of ridiculous references to rest and peace and calm and beautiful feelings, and at the same time it positively drips with spite and venom, and is so constantly provocative that any writer putting that stuff up can only be seriously deluding themselves if they think they’re going to get any peace atall.

Allinall its a miserable and deluded attempt to amuse anyone satiriseme. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to go there twice.

So, guys, a very poor attempt, domed to failure. It doesn’t bother me in the slightest. You are a disgraceful disgrace and in need of medical treatment but administered without sympathy because you don’t deserve it. I will laugh it off as I watch you imprisoned for life and never woirk again.

It’s pathetic and cr*p and just *rs*ewipe really. You *ucking bas*ard little *hitheads.

My Lawyer will deal with you.