Now let's get afew things academically esablished here. Basta the hysterical loonery. Its clear that Rachel:
1) kicked injured people and spat on them, tearing up their birth certificates and interfering with their iPods
2) blocked emergency workers way in
3) sold overpriced icecreams to the wounded
4) set up a punch and judy show which wasn't atall funny
5) didn't look as smart as Paxman last night
6) has more friends than me
7) is the most horrible person ever seen.
8) headed up and then practised unauthorised dentistry on hundreds of ambulance workers in an unwarranted and self promoting way
9) planted green beans in a blatantly opportunistical attempt in the handbags of innocent and non political bystanders, totally to prevent rescue workers then waited for them to grow, then named them all Simon.
Not that I don't have the a heart full of love for everyone in the world. I love kind people. It's just Rachel that is SO not nice, and EVERYBODY knows it.
So don't say you weren't warned. She'll be in your fridges tonight.
But I'm only trying to protect you good people, and let me say yet again - I really care for people (unlike the heartless android killerbot Rachel.) and especially anyone famously murdered because that makes it all rgiht. I CARE. And that caring alone makes everything allright.
Jesus told me. My Lawyers will take him to task for that.
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