Poor Kitty Kelly

It is a key part of my research that sweet Walter Sicket painted the socalled Ripper murder scenes - sometimes a decade before they were committed - in order to trap the culprits. I deduced all of this on my very own from examining the paintings on the internet, very closely. Sometimes my research is so good that I can even get the title of the painting approximately right.

Only I have the intellectual insight and superior research skills to do this. Many of dear sweet Walters paintings were considered to have been painted in his studios and apartments. I can prove (and will do so at a later date by producing proof that suggests this conjecture) that the paintings were made in an asylum.

Furthermore, I can prove (and will do so at a later date by producing proof that suggests this conjecture) that the paintings feature socalled Ripper victims.

Moreafter, I will prove (and will do so at a later date by producing proof that suggests this conjecture) that any small child that appears in any of the paintings was the secret love child of Prince Edward and Kitty Kelly. This conclusion is obvious.

It is clear to all but dunderheads that Sickert tried to warn people about the dastardly plot to steal the crown from the Stuarts in a long series of paintings. It is only with the arrival of a tip top quality serious researcher, ie me, that the plot can now be uncovered.

This painting is typical of the 'Murder Mystery' paintings. It shows a hideously deformed woman who has been cruly abused and horribly cut down. The marks of torture are especially painful to witness. The young woman, who I can identify as Kitty Kelly, has been cut down on her bed, but - and this is Walter's genius - she appears to be writing something in her dying breath. This can only be a beautiful testament on the identity of the murderer and the dastardly plot behind it.

My research is that testament and I will give the words of Kitty Kelly to the public.

Speaking of words, I saw the film of Jane Eyre recently and I spotted some pretty obvious blunders in the plot, structure and style. Emily was pretty slapdash with her little 'romans' as the French say. I think it's time to give Jane Eyre justice, so I am writing the story again, but properly this time. I visited Jane's grave when I was a child and romised her that I would carry on and improve her work for future generations.

Sometimes I look up to the stars and I can see Jane winking and twinkling down on me. She's so fortunate to have me looking after her reputation and ouvre.

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