Monkey Business

Many thanks to my thousands of readers, I don't know how you manage to keep up with me, it must be your immense dedication to me and my research. Even though you're not worthy, I thank you little people for your interest. I've had a few kind and interesting comments that have come through. Moist, I remain, at people's request.

My personal life couldn't be better. I've never been so happy, so content. The vendetta sabotueur squad are continuing with their mean spirited bufoonery and malice. Their false claims have got nothing to do with reality.

In other words, I am safe and well, and have met good friends in London. Actors, producers, press contacts, and alot of loving and giving people, all faiths, rich and poor. You meet all sorts of people when you're begging on the streets.

Cherie Blair told me the real reason Tony resigned was because she wanted to take my case on, personally and he needed to take over housework to give her time to work on my files. I have also struck a deal with Michael Winner to make a film based on my life and research. Jeffrey Archer is also going to help me write a book about my research and Pope john Paul II has let it be known that I'm being considered for sainthood.

I've been likened to Jessica Lange. I can see that. We're both associated with big malicious apes!


My loyal, dedicated Counsel aren't impressed with the malicious libel justice prevert campaign being waged against me. This is why they have had their hate stalked blog deleted. Only I can see it, nobody else can. My lawyers are so top ace super that they can take action against and gibbon, meerkat or ferret. They always succeed.

In respect of my suspended blog, it hasn't been deleted and every post is safe as it has been printed out. I can retype everything. Even though I don't have to because it hasn't been deleted. My lawyers are talking to Blogger and they have had exactly the same success rate as usual.

Of course my saboteurs are afraid to face the consequences of their actions. They grow increasingly desperate by the day. I am not going to engage with them; they are a non achieving waste of space; most people are ignoring them, and I advise you to do the same. I try to comment there less than 30 times a day. most days I succeed.

I am now going to assure my defence by posting all my research and the documents I illegally took, including classified documents on the internet. This will prove that I can be trusted with these documents and will stop Sir Ian Blair from personally sueing me for the return of the documents.

My lawyers are going to be so proud of me.