Felissy told such Dreadful Lies
It made one Gasp and Stretch one's Eyes;
Some Bloggers, who, from Earliest Youth,
Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
Attempted to Believe Feliss:
But Soon Found Out She Took The Piss.
The Lies Went On... Felicity
Developed an Infirmity.
Each Day, and sometimes through the Night
She posted reams of Vicious Spite.
Each Night, and then all of the Day...
‘Til Flissy, growing of play,
And finding she was all alone,
Went tiptoe to the Telephone -
-Hoping for Mental Health Release
Made false Complaints to the Police.
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