Brief Update

I am getting thousands of new visitors who may not be familiar with the story of my adventures in wombatland.

I am currently facing a retrial after being falsely convicted on trumped up charges.

My research is revolutionary as I have discovered that the Ripper murders were committed to cover up the murder of Mary Kelly (the heir to the Stuart throne, then working as a common prostitute) because of the child she had with Prince Eddy, subsequently the child 'little Jo' was looked after by Walter Sicket.

The conclusion of my research is that the British throne should be taken from the House of Windsor and returned to it's rightful owners, the House of Stuart. I'm far to modest to reveal who the Heir to the Stuart throne is right now, but I will soon be able to release this information. In addition, I have also proved that the Church of England must be abolished and the Rightful Church is the Holy Roman Catholic Church.

Because of the beauty of my research - which nobody contests - I have become the victim of a giant conspiracy against me.

Thames Valley Police, acting on orders from the National Archives, Special Branch and MI6, viciously lambasted my house in a raid where they removed alot of my property including my hard drives, research materials and (gasp) my stuffed fruitbat. This didn't satisfy them so they teamed up with the 'Ripperologist' community, bloggers, web designers, The Chief of Metropolitan Police, The Crown Prosecution Service, SIS, and MI5 to bring about some false harassment charges against me. Just before the case opened MI5 'had a quiet word' with the Judge.

This is how I was falsely convicted of these malicious charges.

Because I was unable to attend court, my defence - outlining my research - was not heard. I then acted to safeguard my research, something any serious researcher would do. However the vicious conspiracy against me, run by MI5 and Special Branch used some of their 'tame' bloggers to mount an unprecedented abuse campaign to sabotage me. MI6 also used some of their press contacts - 'calling in a favour' no doubt - to mount a vicious and vindictive press and media campaign against me.

Since then, Special Branch and MI6 conspired with Oxford City Council to have my house reposessed through a judge who was obviously on their payroll in an act of malicious vindictiveness. The National Archives, MI6 and Special Branch are now using their agent, Sir Ian Blair, to personally pursue a case against me to return the research materials that I took from the National Archives and other matters designed to sabotage my research.

MI6 are fiddling away behind the scenes in my case, trying to sabotage the defence. They even recruited a convicted killer (!) to set up a false sabotage blog and a whispering campaign, run by their agents, is worming its way through the blogs and into the media.

You won't believe their latest party trick!

Silly of them, but this is also how you can tell if a blogger or media person is a secret MI5/MI6 Special Branch stooge. They're now under orders to try to undermine me and sabotage my defence by spreading a rumour throughout their global network that I am - of all things! - a Conspiracy Theorist or, in their jargon, 'Conspiraloon'.

I mean, did you ever! What a silly claim. People will just laugh in their faces knowing they've gone too far this time. They just look foolish and desperate. How sad that the security of the nation is in the hands of these buffoons. They should have listened to me. They're regretting that now. They should do. It's only right and proper.

Today's sandwich was Fillet of Gaviidae Gavia with a Merda del Toro dressing and was bought in the usual way.