The long promised new look to my blog is on the way and will be with you in minutes. I have had a team of fourteen people working on it for a fortnight - all volunteers who believe in the utter wonder that is my reaearch - and it will be a thing of such beauty which my enemies will look upon and despiar.
I am also thinking of changing the name of this site to “The Lords Resistance Blog”. (Comments welcome but any dissenting voices will be persued relentlessly and/or charged with harassment.)
I wouldn’t have it in capitals or bold fonts no, no - , for I have more beauty within me than the philistine Daniel Hart, whos only contribution to the original design was wanted to put blood all over the beautiful photo I chose for the banner. You know, the one I took with my camera, (since impounded AND I WANT MY PROPERY BACK!!!), taken from the top of that church tower, which I built, on the corner of Cornmarket and George Street, both of which I named, right in the middle of Oxford,which I admit I didn’t build or name , but which I adorned and bejewelled as both top student and law abiding and leading respectable resident for many many years.
I would also like to reply to the dunderheaded and blundering commenters who have been asking me why my avatar is a picture of a hole. This in no way reflects me as a vacuous or contentless person. Nor does it reflect my ( very straight :-) ) womanliness. Keep your filthy thoughts to yours elves, thank you.Jesus reads this, and he has access to the comments moderation function too. So He knows, even if I don’t put them through, and I dare say he’ll be none to gentle with the likes of peasants you when He hits the great cosmic Publish button.
The exhaustion I sufferred from so badly -although not so badly I couldn’t put up five blog posts a day for three weeks - I’m a fighter -has lifted a little and I am much cheered by stories from my yummy yummy Blogmate Isadub about someone dying in a funny way, and a post that I don’t quite understand but have laughed about every day for seventeen months from Harry. :-0>)).
Tomoerrow I will clear up some long standing misapprehensions about my research copyright, and I shall list all the ideas I have not stolen from other previous authors on the Ripper mystery. It’s boring but it has to be done.
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